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[blueser]

"Hello... Whatever... Don't worry about me. I'm doing peachy over here! I was just looking for something to do! Wanna battle me again?"

[telepathy | Pidgeot-mail]

Comments

[blueser]

Stop rhyming at me, you lame old crook.

[Having placed the voice now, Blue grumbles to himself.] Celadon's jingle is way better....

[broceanic]

[the jaunty tune peters off.]

Eh?! [oh god.] I--I didn't mean to send that...!

[blueser]

Suuuuure you didn't

[Listen to that smarm in his voice]

So the criminal sells out and becomes a salesperson, is that it?

[broceanic]

You say that, but I could sell someone a Dawn Stone and tell them it could evolve Solrock.

[ah, his brief stint in retail. he'll never forget it. mostly for the angry mothers.]

For the record, I've heard Celadon's and it's rubbish. It doesn't even rhyme.

[blueser]

It doesn't NEED to rhyme, that's why it isn't lame! It's catchy all on its own!

The selection's probably better too, humpf. A backwater region like Hoenn probably doesn't even have a proper fleamarket!

[And now, possibly without actually meaning to, the jingle for Celadon is starting to play in the back of their minds. Doot-dee-doodoo...]

[broceanic]

You're doing it now! It's awful!

[...]

And Hoenn isn't backwater! We have a far bigger selection of TMs than Kanto!

[blueser]

I seriously doubt that... Considering Silph company makes most of them, humph!

You just have no taste. Having to rhyme is too straight-forward! A good tune is better.

[broceanic]

Devon in Hoenn. Just as bad as Silph.

You know what's bad? The Pokémart music. You know the one; not the department stores. They play it in all of them.

[blueser]

Devon is the company Steven's pops owns, right?

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I like it..

[broceanic]

[...




...] They do have pretty handy sales on their apps pretty frequently...

[blueser]

Pokégear is way more useful than the Pokénav! The price is better too, I can't believe the prices you losers pay for those things.

Ah, whatever, I guess without a good radio station there's no point in having a radio card, right?

[broceanic]

It's more compatible. Does your stupid Pokégear have tv stations?






...The radio stations in Hoenn are pretty crap, though. I'll give you that. They used to report on Pokémon hoards, but don't anymore. Not to mention we don't get the Pokémon science report either...!

[blueser]

You guys get Gramps' radio show, you know. I know that it broadcasts nationally! But Buena's password and that stuff, it's only local...

Hmph, Kanto stations aren't as try-hard as Hoenn TV.... Yeah, you know, they used to broadcast that even in Kanto. Nothing but Hoenn Rangers reruns all the time.

I'm too old for that stuff, now...

[broceanic]

AREYOUKIDDINGMEILOVETHEHOENNRANGERS





I mean


Yeah


They're stupid and they keep repeating the same episodes? Weird and lame.

[blueser]

Hoenn Green is cool...

[broceanic]

[with absolutely no effort to hold back:] HOENN GREEN IS SO COOL HAVE YOU SEEN HIS TRIPLE BACKFLIP?!

[blueser]

Hmph, there's a reason he only showed up in special episodes at first, you know!

If you overuse such a strong character like that, it would just get boring, and then the ratings would go down.... That's why the show got cancelled.

That and the villains started to get really lame... The new series isn't nearly as good.

[broceanic]

I haven't even bothered to watch it. It's not the same anymore, it just sounds like the voice actors are phoning it in as well. I wanted to watch the reboot for some good childhood nostalgia but it was just garbage.

Plus they keep pushing Hoenn Blue and Hoenn Red and it doesn't make sense?

[blueser]

HOENN RED AND BLUE FINALLY GOT TOGETHER!?

[blueser]

I mean


oh, that's weird...

[broceanic]

They got married in like the third episode, it was very rushed.

Allegedly.

I wouldn't know. I didn't watch it.

[blueser]

Well.

I mean, if you look at seasons 3-7 of the first series, I wouldn't say it's THAT rushed........

There's lead up. I think. I mean, I can see it happening.

[broceanic]

Certainly not for the original series! The new one, though? It's far too rushed.

Ugh.

I wish I had a tv here. I wish I had the DVDs.

[blueser]

Well maybe they're just assuming that you watched the last series and already know all the stuff that happened before!

And then like, you know, it's implied?

Just a guess... Whatever...

[broceanic]

That's not how reboots work, I don't think. Maybe, though.

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What were we talking about again?