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[blueser]

"Hello... Whatever... Don't worry about me. I'm doing peachy over here! I was just looking for something to do! Wanna battle me again?"

[telepathy | Pidgeot-mail]

Comments

[blueser]

Devon is the company Steven's pops owns, right?

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I like it..

[broceanic]

[...




...] They do have pretty handy sales on their apps pretty frequently...

[blueser]

Pokégear is way more useful than the Pokénav! The price is better too, I can't believe the prices you losers pay for those things.

Ah, whatever, I guess without a good radio station there's no point in having a radio card, right?

[broceanic]

It's more compatible. Does your stupid Pokégear have tv stations?






...The radio stations in Hoenn are pretty crap, though. I'll give you that. They used to report on Pokémon hoards, but don't anymore. Not to mention we don't get the Pokémon science report either...!

[blueser]

You guys get Gramps' radio show, you know. I know that it broadcasts nationally! But Buena's password and that stuff, it's only local...

Hmph, Kanto stations aren't as try-hard as Hoenn TV.... Yeah, you know, they used to broadcast that even in Kanto. Nothing but Hoenn Rangers reruns all the time.

I'm too old for that stuff, now...

[broceanic]

AREYOUKIDDINGMEILOVETHEHOENNRANGERS





I mean


Yeah


They're stupid and they keep repeating the same episodes? Weird and lame.

[blueser]

Hoenn Green is cool...

[broceanic]

[with absolutely no effort to hold back:] HOENN GREEN IS SO COOL HAVE YOU SEEN HIS TRIPLE BACKFLIP?!

[blueser]

Hmph, there's a reason he only showed up in special episodes at first, you know!

If you overuse such a strong character like that, it would just get boring, and then the ratings would go down.... That's why the show got cancelled.

That and the villains started to get really lame... The new series isn't nearly as good.

[broceanic]

I haven't even bothered to watch it. It's not the same anymore, it just sounds like the voice actors are phoning it in as well. I wanted to watch the reboot for some good childhood nostalgia but it was just garbage.

Plus they keep pushing Hoenn Blue and Hoenn Red and it doesn't make sense?

[blueser]

HOENN RED AND BLUE FINALLY GOT TOGETHER!?

[blueser]

I mean


oh, that's weird...

[broceanic]

They got married in like the third episode, it was very rushed.

Allegedly.

I wouldn't know. I didn't watch it.

[blueser]

Well.

I mean, if you look at seasons 3-7 of the first series, I wouldn't say it's THAT rushed........

There's lead up. I think. I mean, I can see it happening.

[broceanic]

Certainly not for the original series! The new one, though? It's far too rushed.

Ugh.

I wish I had a tv here. I wish I had the DVDs.

[blueser]

Well maybe they're just assuming that you watched the last series and already know all the stuff that happened before!

And then like, you know, it's implied?

Just a guess... Whatever...

[broceanic]

That's not how reboots work, I don't think. Maybe, though.

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What were we talking about again?

[blueser]

How lame Hoenn is

Nothin's changing my mind yet!

[broceanic]

It's fine, I get people from Kanto don't know quality when they see it. Considering what they live with...

I almost feel sorry for you.

[blueser]

Just out with it, y'coward, what are we living with? Huh? Faster trains, better Gyms?

[broceanic]

Slower trains, worse gyms. No good original media has come out of Kanto. Your mountain paths leave much to be desired.

Hoenn is far superior. Have you ever hiked up an active volcano? Of course you haven't.

[blueser]

[blueser]

Didn't hear about Cinnabar, huh?

Doesn't get much more active than that...

[broceanic]

No. What?

[that mental tone goes from joking to ICE COLD SHOCK.]

[blueser]

[He doesn't really mean for it to happen this way, but Archie receives the mental image of a scene Blue knows all too well- the red and gray ashes of Cinnabar's volcanic ruins set against the calm blue waves and sky. It had become his most ubiquitous getaway spot, these days.]

Oh.

Whatever... It's nothing.