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[blueser]

"Hello... Whatever... Don't worry about me. I'm doing peachy over here! I was just looking for something to do! Wanna battle me again?"

[telepathy | Pidgeot-mail]

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[golisolation]

Maybe he just hasn't met the right kinda plant yet! I'll let Golisopod know what you think of him, I'm sure he'll appreciate it.

[What about not joking? Cuz now Guzma is going to do just that.]

What's the matter? Ain't no one ever told you about the Toucannon and the Ribombee? Are you really this much of a kid, yo?

[blueser]

[Blue.... seems to be thinking something in the space of that first 'joke', but whatever it is doesn't make it across the feed. To the second, he just huffs.]

Whatever! Golisopod knows I would never say anything bad about him. [And he didn't, technically, he just thought it.]

Uh, duh. The point is that the Toucannon and Ribombee can't frolick. You dummy.

[Just because he KNOWS doesn't mean he has to be GROSS about it!!]

So anyway, I'm gonna go look around and see if there's another egg. Really... Golisopod doesn't know...?

[golisolation]

Does he?

[More teasing. But he won't say anything, that'd hurt Golisopod's feelings and he's not interested in that, even if it'd mess with Blue.]

It ain't that they can't.

[He corrects. They just won't make anything for their efforts. Really just. Rubbing that shit home.]

Good. [No 'thanks' or nothing. Just an expected single word response. Well, until he answers the second part.] That's the only one Golisopod found as far as I know.

He seems real fucking coy about this whole thing, won't even give me an idea of who the mother is. The dick.

[blueser]

Shut up, Pokémon aren’t deviants like you.

[Maybe ghosts.]

Why is he being so sneaky about it? ....D’you think he’s afraid of us finding out or something? Does he realize people here might hurt the other ones?

...It’d really be better if you convince him to tell us....

[golisolation]

Some of 'em could be.

[Blue should be ashamed of his typism!! Don't be a ghost racist!]

No idea, he ain't ever been sneaky like this with me before. If he was acting more skiddish and less like a happy dolt about the whole thing, I might be more worried.

Y'think I don't know that? I'm trying, yo. He's just being stubborn.

[One could say he's even being adamant about keeping this secret.]

[blueser]

[No!!! Fuck Ghosts and fuck Agatha!!!]

Maybe I can try asking him... I wonder if he's told Exeggutor? You know, since he's....

[Eggy.....] I'll tell you if he knows anything about it, I guess.

WOw I thought I had responded to this AGES AGO

[golisolation]

[Look, Gengar did nothing wrong.]

Yeah sure, do whatever. Don't hurt to try, but I also ain't about to hold my breath, neither.

Don't know what Golisopod is playing at with all this, but whatever, man. I'll figure it out one way or another.